The other day I encountered this, and pictures had to be taken:



I don't think I even need to say anything else. Everything that's wrong and unholy about this product should be blatantly obvious.







Okay, I guess I can't help it:
Is there a pepperoni shortage I'm not aware of? Should I be stockpiling?

Listening to: Fiery Furnaces.
In my sink: A bowl, a spoon, a plate, a baking sheet, a spatula, a fork.