Last night, I was out with a friend, and he was interested in this girl. So after a while, he went over and talked to her. From where I was sitting, it seemed to go well. When he came back, we had this conversation.

Me: "Did you get her number?"
Him: "Nope."
Me: "Why not?"
Him: "She knows where to find me."

I looked over, and she was talking with this other guy.

Me: "But she's still talking to that guy."
Him: "Him? Pah! He's trying too hard."

At this point I'm confused. I'm not very good at this, you see. Apparently. So he explains.

Him: "It's like Walmart and Carsons. See, he's a Walmart. I'm a Carsons."

I'm still confused. He goes on.

Him: "Walmarts are everywhere. You can always find a Walmart. You don't have to go anywhere for a Walmart."
Me: "She seems to be shopping at Walmart right now."
Him: "No no no. She won't be for long."
Me: "?"
Him: "Women will go out of their way to shop at Carsons. You'll see. She has the address. And there's a sale going on."

I posted this because of the last line. "And there's a sale going on." I was cracking up for the rest of the night.

In case you were wondering, she didn't leave with either of them.

Listening to: Eon.
In my sink: Okay too much again, alright.