Call this an experiment. No, I'm not changing this website's content or theme, but I've seen a couple articles about this new trend on the intarwebs, thanks to this Boing Boing post, and thought I'd um, ahem, mention it.

Apparently, just putting words like, oh say, "porn" or "bukkake" into your text will attract more readers to your site. It's no surprise that the most common internet searches are for porn-related words like "felatio" or "nude celebrities," or um, oh I don't know, "cunnilingus."

I refuse to put pornographic material such as "barely legal 18 year olds ready and willing" or "live web cam nudes" on this site. I won't even swear here, because kids can go look up my site in the Chicago Public Library for Pete's sake, and I'm still working in the education field after all. However, they can also probably find "Russian brides waiting for you" at the Chicago Public Library. (on their computers - they don't actually have Russians physically waiting in the libraries. I think. Maybe I haven't actually looked...) So I'm not against a healthy discussion on my site of the amount of sex already on the internet. I know, children shouldn't be subjected to terms like "male enhancement," and it's got to stop.

And have I mentioned the word "anal" yet? That gets searched often too. What? There's nothing wrong with the word anal. Some medicines are taken anally. While I'm at it, I suppose I should mention oral as well. You know, as in "it's healthy to have good oral hygiene."

Here's another popular word that I have to admit confuses me: "tater." I have no idea what this is supposed to mean sexually or why people would be interested in it, nor do I even want to find out, honestly. I mean really, the idea of some sort of sexual spud fetish disgusts me. I don't even want to have my dry cleaning starched now. It is a funny sounding word though: tater. Tater tater tater. What people do with their taters is their own business. I suppose.

The only thing that would make it easier for the middle-aged overweight dirty-minded men sitting in their underwear in the dark in front of their computer screens searching for "naked anime girls" would be to include a summary containing a few of the most popular keywords. Plus, I've run out of excuses to throw some of those words in a few more times. So to help everyone out, I would sum up this post as "Free nude magic Russian tater porn for you." Mmmm... Russian taters...

listening to: Bauhaus. And Lords of Acid and My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, just to stick to the post's theme...
in my sink: 2 bowls, 2 cups, a glass, a wine glass, 3 spoons, a knife, a fork, and a spatula. and some naked anime girls. just to stick to the post's theme...