perambulate puh-RAM-byuh-layt, intransitive verb:
To walk about; to roam; to stroll; as, "he perambulated in the park."

1. NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THAT.


2. If I ever see someone perambulating in the park, I'm calling the cops. Or running away screaming. Disgusting perverts.

listening to: Bob Marley, The Ladies and Gentlemen
in my sink: I forget. A cup and a spoon. I think they ran away. I think I made that joke before.