Due to excessive unemployment, I've been sober six out of every seven days of the week for the past two or three weeks. Yes, I've spent entire days with sound judgement and clear thinking. THIS CAN'T GO ON.

That's why I started the "Get Tom Drunk" fund. Won't you find it within your heart to help keep Tom from facing the harsh reality of... reality... by reaching deep within your paypal accounts? For just the cost of a pint of beer, you can make sure Tom gets a... pint of beer.

Click now and feel good knowing you made me feel good.

listening to: jay leno.
in my sink: several of the roommate's water bottles.